Slow Poke Patch Hats — Corduroy, Floppy, Dad Style and More!

Just slow down and enjoy the ride. :)

This cute little snail was originally a sketch on a piece of paper I did with a sharpie. Eventually, I finished the design digitally and turned it into a cute patch! Embroidered with high quality, vibrant thread, this hat is sure to make a statement wherever you go.

Embroidered directly onto sturdy canvas, then machine sewn onto a super comfy hat that suits your preference!

Check out the details below to see the specs for each hat available.


Corduroy Five-Panel

5 panel unstructured crown
Corduroy Fabric
Fabric Strap with Brass Metal Closure
One size fits all


Corduroy Six-Panel

Lower profile, unstructured six panel
Adjustable fastener with metal clasp, tonal under-peak lining
Mid weight
Flat Peak
100% cotton
One size fits all


Dad Hat

Unstructured, low profile six panel cap
Adjustable fastener with metal clasp, tonal under-peak lining
Light weight
Curved peak
100% cotton
One size fits all


Floppy Six-Panel

Low profile, unstructured six panel cap, flat peak
Adjustable fastener with metal clasp, tonal under-peak lining
Light weight
100% cotton
One size fits all


Floppy Five-Panel

Mid profile - five panel cap,
Light weight
100% cotton
Contrast dome, plastic snapback, flat contrast peak, tonal eyelets


I understand that it's hard to know if a hat fits until you try it on, I accept returns on all hat purchases, buyer responsible for return shipping. Only available for purchases in the US.

Please note: these hats are somewhere in between a flat bill and a curved bill (with the exception of the dad hats). The brim can bend quite a bit to suite your preference.